there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh
ur school wins
in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
- french teacher: ça va?
- me: ça va HELLA, et toi?